There is a story of a bear, and she was in the forest, looking for some other bear to play with, she found one bear that looked just like her, a brown bear just standing there looking into the trees. She walked up to the bear and asked him, “Hey, wanna come catch fish with me in the lake?” To which the bears response was, “Sure all this standing is tiring me out” and walked off.
As they approached the lake, she thought about how many fish she would catch, trout bass, rainbow trout, all sorts of fish. She has been to this particular lake before and she knows the best spot to catch fish. It was right in the middle of the lake. But when she got into her position and took a stand ready to catch fish. The other bear comes in and pushes her out of the way and says “Hey! This is my spot!” To her response was “Hey that's not very nice!” “Too bad, clearly I am more suitable for catching fish” she didn't catch nearly as many fish as she would have hoped to. But it didn't stop there. The next day, she asked him if he wanted to climb trees , his response, “Absolutely” As she was about to climb the tree he shoved her out of the way and said “Yo this is my tree!” To her response was “You got what you want last time, let me have a turn at the tallest tree” “Too bad, clearly I am more suitable for climbing trees than you” And it continued. The next day, they went to go push over some trees, He took the biggest one. The next day, they both wanted honey, He had the better idea, and said “I am clearly more smarter than you, your plan sucks!, watch how a MAN does it.” And the next day. They both had to cross a high speed river and the log that fell down was only strong enough to support one to get to the other side, As being the person he is, he said, “I'm going first” “No your not, I am” and she shoved him out of the way. He took that seriously, and pushed her over smacking her in the face with his big claws and huge hands, and said “I am stronger, bigger, smarter, faster than you. I am better than you in every way.” and crossed the log. She really needed to get to the other side so she took the chance and stepped onto the log, But when she got to the middle it gave out, and she fell into the rapids, as the bear on the other side started to laugh. The next day, She had enough of his behavior with him, and demanded an apology from him, to his response, “You're gonna have to fight me for it, if you win i apologise, and if you don’t, you have to obey everything i tell you to do” Being the daredevil that she is, she accepted the challenge. He thought he had it in the bag, to he was only severely underestimating her. Being more dominant that he thought he was, he called the shots “Three, Two, One, GO!” (insert epic fighting music) Just seconds after the fight, he was on the ground and trampled by her. He had no idea what was happening, as he was being smacked with HER big claws and HER huge hands. 15 minutes later, he gave up and apologised for being a jerk all of those times. (stop epic fighting music) He even asked to be her friend, instead of just a someone. Now instead of being the jerk that he ONCE was, he is now someone who respects everybody for who they are. His final question of the day was “What's your name?” Her response “Lauren, What's yours?” His response, “Jack” and walked into the sunset with a brand new mind. The end Ethan Tonin
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